I Can't Quit You (S. Celestini) I quit Lucky Strikes last Monday I quit chewing Red Man, too Give up my Copenhagen How come I can't quit you How come I can't quit you, little darlin' How come I can't quit you You strolled out my door like a dozen gals before How come I can't quit you I quit running shine on Sundays I quit running ponies, too Next thing to go is poker How come I can't quit you It's not like I think you love me Clearly you have moved on But your every word still runs me Even though you ain't coming back Hell I know you ain't coming back I might quit drinking whiskey I might just quit beer, too I'll go to them AA meetings Right after I quit you